I am not sh*t

Posted byALEXANDRA GRIFFITHSPosted inwritingTags:, , , , , , , , , , ,
Antique hued picture of a shovel and a shovel head, both dirty

If for some reason you have something against the word in the title, this poem probably isn’t for you!

I am not the ground beneath the shit

I am not the shit itself

I am not the shovel for shit

I am not the wheelbarrow that holds it

I am not the person who throws it

And I am not the animal who left it,

And walked away.

I am the bird passing by while the shit flys, and I will have no part in its ways.

~A

5 thoughts on “I am not sh*t”

  2. Oh don’t even get me started.
    Once I wrote something with BS in one of my posts and got a long rant from a fellow blogger that I shouldn’t promote bad language. Especially since I consider myself a children’s book illustrator.

    I love this piece.
    If I could ever been an animal and spread my droppings on cars of people who have been mean to me 😄

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    1. Oh gosh, you can say whatever you want! People can either read it or not, and it’s not like you put that in a kids book!! 😂
      But yessss, I’d for sure love to be a bird and just ruin the windshields of specific peoples cars 😂 🐦

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